she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
accomplished twins. life is a go
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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