I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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