How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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