i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
send nudes
from the living room?
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