How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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