Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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