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(202): View more from Washington, DC

We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.

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(702): View more from Nevada

i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.

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(719): View more from Colorado

We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.

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(478): View more from Georgia

So. How about you can get tequila certified...

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(970): View more from Colorado

Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray

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(303): View more from Colorado

a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????

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(802): View more from Vermont

It was like mission impossible.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

but with sex.

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