mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize