We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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