Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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