I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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