Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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