ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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