Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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