Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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