So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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