we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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