Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
