Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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