There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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