Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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