quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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