So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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