All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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