I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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