Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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