Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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