know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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