i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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