Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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