I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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