We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
