So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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