we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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