god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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