a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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