Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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