Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
