You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
