i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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