she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't trust your balls anymore.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
