I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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