i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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