she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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