8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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