just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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