kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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