she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we should paint friendship bongs
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize