Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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