Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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