The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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