Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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