great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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