My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I have post one night stand depression
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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